I have been having disturbingly vivid dreams the past few days.
Last night's was the last straw, and I am contemplating tackling the dream fairies on my own.

You see, I saw a cat got knocked over by a motorcyclist who sped away.
Next thing I knew, I was holding the cat and getting it to the vet's.
For some reason, the vet took me to some place, he could not tend to the cat then.
We got into the lift, but the cat was not in my hands anymore.
That did not seem like a problem to me, for some reason.

Now here's a thing about the vet.
I remember him being Chinese, fat, slightly shorter than me. With glasses.
That fucker was not pretty at all.
And the worst part was, there we were in the lift, right?
He then took a few steps closer to me, and gave me a sly smile.
And next thing I knew, he put his pudgy paw on my butt and attempted a squeeze.
And he then asked if I wanted some "happy time".
The lift doors opened and I ran out, to find myself in an abondoned construction site, somewhere in the middle of a forest of some sort.

For a fat person, that horny vet sure can run.
I decided to stop running away and face him.
He got nearer and nearer.
As he approached, I smashed my elbow into his face.
He fell over.
I started kicking him in his gut and nuts.
He somehow got to his feet, and I started punching his face as hard as I can.
Next thing I knew, he was on the floor, and I had a knife in my hand.
I went on to cut off an ear, and smashed the butt of the knife into one of his eyeballs.
The poor fucker was still trying to grab my butt.
I stomped and stomped on his leg until it was but pulp.
And then I went on a craze punching his face in.

When I finally grew conscious of the surroundings, I was by some railway tracks, near the city now.
I had a sudden urge to hunt down a priest, whom I somehow knew was a paedophile.

I awoke shortly, needing to take a piss.

Shit. That was horrible.
Horrible!!

I swear tonite, I am going to fart so bad till the messed up dream fairies will think twice about fucking my dreams up again.

Come on!! I have not seen Liv Tyler in ages!!!